stabler

a being who enjoys rimming much older beings

james rimmed mr farr, he's such a stabler!

by thatwouldbetelling January 11, 2008

Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Mushroom Stabber

Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperate or really sick or both to want this to happen.

Joe you would mushroom stab her? Thats just wrong dude theres not even any grass on the fairway.

by The Swami February 12, 2005

Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.

(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.

by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

Stanley

The act of accidently knocking up a girl cuz your too cheap to buy condoms. So you decide to use the pull out method. But you're too stupid to pull out at the right time so your girl ends up PREGO!

John:Hey did ya hear Katie got knocked up and Mikes the dad.

Frank:No way! How did that happen?

John:Oh he pulled a Stanley

Frank:Dumbass!

by McRoot123 January 18, 2012

stale

a joke, comment, or phrase that is usually intended to be funny or humorous but isn't

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Stale Donut

Cum onto an asshole and let it dry on. Then fuck said asshole after it's kind of like a stale glazed donut.

Gave that bitch a stale donut for her birthday. Feels good man.

by Henry Gerbenmeizer February 21, 2011