squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

squishie

My nickname @ NCC

Hi! My name is Squishie

by Tom Smith October 7, 2003

squish

The fatty, squishy part above ones genitalia. Located in the pubic region and more noticeable when shaven.

I had sex with ***** but her squish was beastly. I kept poking It.

by JokazINC December 16, 2015

Squish

A homosexual person. Usually used when refering to males.

"That sparkly shirt makes you look like a squish."

by Buttseks April 23, 2004

Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

squishee

a noob fucktard who sucks at everything possible, fuktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, fucks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is fucking small shitty cock thats soft and squishy. Brags like a fuck in front of sluts and fucks.

omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck cocks if ur a squishee

im a squishee fucktard.

by squishee gayfuck March 1, 2005

squish

a girl who is a complete city whore scene bitch who thinks she is the top of the shit! Who knows everyone but is not known by anybody else. She is a poser and should get a fucking life.

Manone: Far out i hate hannah!
Mantwo: Yeah she is such a Squish!

by SOFAR2 August 25, 2009