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Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.
I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.
by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022
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weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.
Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.
by Ross Vernal February 28, 2013
mugGet the weed squirrelmug.

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.
meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"
by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011
mugGet the squirrel monkeymug.

sleazy squirrel

Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!
I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.
by Smokey corella June 3, 2017
mugGet the sleazy squirrelmug.

squirrel day

A day when you start one thing, then get distracted by something else - repeatedly. Much like a squirrel that is busy hiding nuts then getting distracted and forgetting where it buried them.
I'm having a real squirrel day!
by viennabeo April 8, 2015
mugGet the squirrel daymug.

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia
I had sex with her raw squirrel
by SeanPea April 30, 2021
mugGet the Raw Squirrelmug.

Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
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