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Shucking oysters

Two woman rubbing their vaginas together. Such as "scissors", or tribbing.
by Wicker bizkit June 29, 2016
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swucking

The act of having sexual intercourse in a body of water while also using your body to stay a float. This is a very difficult thing to do, so if you can manage to successfully swuck, you should be impressed with yourself and your partner.
Taylor and Jordan were swucking in the middle of the lake but had to stop because the water was too deep and it was starting to take more effort to stay above the water than to continue swucking.
by Taylor_Mac July 13, 2012
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Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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Sucking Off the Red Bull

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.
Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "
by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015
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Shucking

The sound made from wet love-making.
*Moist squelching sounds*
"Mmm, yeah, you like me shucking you, don't you, baby?"
"God, yes! Don't stop, don't stop, don't stoppppppppp! Mmmhmmmmhmmmm..."
by Mortechant July 6, 2015
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sucking on memes

When someone or something is so salty that they bring trash memes into there comebacks.
Joe " Haha you stupid that you dont know what 9+10 is!"
Robert " Dude your just sucking on memes."
by DeezNuts450205 December 2, 2016
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