by BirchJulius December 14, 2020

by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.
I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.
by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.
by Jdyess February 17, 2019
