Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.

"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

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active spooning

dry humping doggy style

Tank and scooby spent the evening active spooning!

by Dr. Fast April 22, 2006

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Spoon cooker

A drug addict who injects heroin from a hot spoon heated by a lighter.

Someone call an ambulance! That's spoon cooker needs the narcan!

by RICER RYYYYYY August 24, 2017

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tiny spoon

A person who steals small amounts of change. Typically denies stealing but change is always missing when they're around, and they always have change.

I think that tiny spoon stole my change. That kid is sketchy they're probably a tiny spoon.

by Sfghbhbbh May 19, 2017

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reckless spooning

A nude genitalia to ass horizontal hug between lovers/friends where neither person gives a flying fuck that they are aligned head to feet.

Jim caught Sarah and Todd reckless spooning, and it made him, and only him, uncomfortable as fuck.

by ashetrentnn August 22, 2017

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Spoon the Hound

To pay attention to, visit, take out for the day, etc. old grouchy people who complain constantly and most loudly to those doing the spooning that NO ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME!!

Gee I wonder why, you are such a joy to be around.

I went to spoon the hound today and got nothing but grief.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

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