Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

Hyperbolic Sponge

(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.

“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”

by DJ Potato August 2, 2021

Sponge Bob

Giving head to a flaccid penis

“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob”

by junie118 January 2, 2024

academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.

Most students these days are academic sponge's.

by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

sponge it up too much

A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.

Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.

Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...

by StudentOfAHighSchool March 16, 2020

new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.

Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.

by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020