trouser snake dancing

british slang word for sex.
the british can be a bit on the mad side.

Were going to go home and do a bit of trouser snake dancing ;

by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006

Midnight Snakebite

The act of masturbating (jerking off) while your significant other is sleeping next to you. Just before ejaculation (getting a nut), the masturbator bites his significant other on the neck waking them up. Once awake the masturbator nuts in their face. The midnight snakebite!

Oh man, my wife is really pissed at me. She was not amused last night when I gave her a taste of the midnight snakebite.

by mrgirthnyc April 26, 2009

Going Snake

An English Slang phrase. Other notable variations include, "About to Go Snake On", "Went Snake On" and "'Bout to Get Snake On". The exact origin of this phrase is unknown; though it could have originated in the brutal massacre which occurred in Oklahoma called the Going Snake Massacre. Typically found in usage in U.S. Military circles, the phrase has become more common in the English vernacular. The phrase typically carries the meaning of attacking or accosting a person in an extremely violent and unrestrained manner with no thought about consequences. Also, usage may relate to one's approach to a situation or environment. This phrase is a more extreme variation within the family of other colloquialisms such as "freaking out" or "loosing it".

He was Going Snake on that dude before they pulled him off.

by Old Man Holland December 9, 2009

shakespeare

William Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright who's works are the cause of constant bitching from people either too stupid to understand them, or too lazy to bother to try.

His most famous works being: Hamlet, Macbeth, and Othello. Which deal with (respectively): A depressed goth kid, Assassinating leaders, and interracial sex...if this isn't relevant to modern times I don't know what is.

OoooMGGGGGGG Shakespeare was the reason I H8ed english class!!!!!!11111111111111111

by You Like Yellow June 11, 2006

Alabama Shakes

The action of eating or fucking a girls pussy until she shakes uncontrollably.

Dude, I was eating your sisters pussy so good last night that I gave her the Alabama Shakes!

by redballs221 November 2, 2016

Snakebite

When a man cums in another man's asshole and immediately sucks the jizz out, like venom from a snakebite.

Austin got so drunk last night, he gave me a snakebite and forgot to spit the venom out.

by Unka Eebs831 August 25, 2019

Bed Snake

Slang: Name given to a penis, when in bed.
Similar to a Snake in the blanket. May be errect, or not.

Woman : OMG there is something moving down there.
Guy : Don't worry, it is just my <i>bed snake</i>, you can pat him if you like.
Woman : fuck that.
Man : Ok, if you insist.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005