smopth

A. being extremely indecisive, sometimes even so indecisive that you cannot decide whether or not you are indecisive.

B. The word you come up with when you are on a messenger and mean to type the word "smooth"

A. Jonny- hey! wanna go get some icecream or a slurpy?
Mark- i don't know...i could you give me a few hours to decide?
Jonny- man, you are so smopth! forget you...i've leaving.
Mark- *dies*

B. potatoe645: yeah lol that's real smopth
celery564: LMAO! smopth?
Potatoe645: *smooth
celery564: don't cover up your mistakes...besides, smopth is a cool word! i think i'll write it in the dictionary!
potatoe645: you do that
celery564: i will!

by tiadorma the witch October 29, 2006

scorpeen kick

when you lean forward and kick your leg back to kick someone standing in front of you in the face.

Generally used when playing fighting games. "Is that all you do is the scorpeen kick?"

by Jorden Elliott January 5, 2008

Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

Smoranged

to stub any toe. (also is the only word that rhymes with orange)

Omg, I just smoranged the heck outta my toe!

by killtact November 8, 2009

Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

Skorpian

Annoying tools in the game, World of Warcraft, that make a big deal about everything and are sore losers. They excist on every server whether their name is really Skorpian or not.

Player: Hey good duel man.
Skorpian: NO U FAIL I WANT REMATCH

by ShawtyJeniour January 9, 2011

Scorpion Hold

Its when you stick two fingers in a chicks ass and the thumb in her pussy and grip tight... Total submission

the other night Lucy was giving me head in my Cobalt. I had her all jackknifed in the front seat in the Scorpion Hold. Just as I came I shoved my cock down her throat, she's still pissed

by Walmart Ron August 22, 2011