situationship

situationship means when you're twitter mutuals with someone

Did you know yan and beastzai are in a situationship?

by beastzaied January 6, 2024

situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 12, 2024

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers, an incontinent patient with a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers - a situation in which a patient is incontinent of a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed linens; requiring great efforts and stamina to carefully, respectfully, and cheerfully clean and change the patient.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.

by chonkymuff February 10, 2024

situationshipwreck

When a situationship becomes too confusing and mentally straining, so it's wrecked. You still can't climb out and are stuck in it, emotionally drowning.

"He tells me he loves me and wants to be with me, but doesn't feel it's enough for a relationship"
"But he also said he doesn't want you to date other people?”
"Yeah."
"Oh honey you need to get out, that's a situationshipwreck!"

by thegirlwithnotattoos September 21, 2024

Situationvert

A person whose personality is affected by their mood which may change depending on the current environment and what they're experiencing in the moment. A situationvert can just as easily morph into a introvert who loves being around people as they would turn into an introvert who prefers to be alone and without company. They experience different phases and it's hard to pinpoint their exact personality (introverted or extroverted) due to the sudden shifts in behavior caused by external stimuli.

I can't be sure I'm an introvert or an extrovert as I exhibit both personalities. I think I'm a situationvert.

by HY786 July 3, 2024