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Skittled

When you take a hit or two of a strong psychedelic and you become completely 'Skittled'. Your brain feels as if it is just a pack of skittles nothing is in order and nothing makes sense.
You: Fuckin' hell lad. That shit proper skittled me last night.

Friend: Ikr. Maybe that's what it's like to be a retard?

You: Probably yeah. Never again... fuck that!
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snot face skittle fart

Heavy consumption of skittles causes allergic reaction which causes heavy snot flow from the nose and you start to fart rainbows out your ass.
Whoa, did you see Tiffany last night? She had a major case of snot face skittle fart.
by Jeepin James July 6, 2017
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Hide the skittle

Game played by paedophiles to seduce underage children into sex.
Young Ryan was seduced by Coach V by playing the game hide the skittle.
by Axel2818 November 4, 2017
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Skittles

His family is Skittles.
by LyssBreanne December 8, 2017
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skittle balls

Skittlitis is a medical condition that causes abnormal skrinkage for male testicles. See where windchimes for more details
by Darth Cuckus the Wise December 8, 2017
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Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)
Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!
by Scut Farkiss February 26, 2018
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Skittle Silo

A silo that is specifically used to store Skittles, and only Skittles.
"Is that a silo over there?"

"Yes. A Skittle silo, to be precise."
by pillow pal July 10, 2016
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