skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010

Skin Cake

When a vagina is so loose it looks like a birthday cake

Hannah: Wanna go screw ????
Bob: Bitch please that pussy is a skin cake!!!

by Otta Beef King May 9, 2013

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015

Skin Wars

A reality show created by Rebecca Romijn on 2014, which featured body painting. It's the most fucking amazing show. Watch it.

Skin Wars is good.

by PonyTardRepellence May 5, 2018

Skin It

Skin It is a term used in Stephen King book 'The Body' which was later turned into the film 'Stand By Me' Starring Wil Weaton, Jerry O'Connell, Corey Feldman and River Phoenix. It was made a hand shake like a high five but even cooler because if you use it it make you look hard.

RP Go on man, skin it.
WW skin it.
RP Feel better now.

by ava_java_why April 10, 2020

skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.

guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.

by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021

skin chimney

a synonym for penis, dick, cock, wutever u wanna call it

My skin chimney is 12 inches

by pitbull May 13, 2005