Sitting on your hands

Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.

Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.

Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'

'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'

by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009

Stingray

flat, ocianic bitch, sometimes equiped with spiny serrated tail. the cunt of the sea.

stingrays are whiny little cunt fish, ie: cunts of the sea.

by the ducinator September 12, 2006

sitin sidewayz

When you're riding in a car with hydraulics and you tilt the car sidewayz

Sitin sidewayz on the swang with candy paint drippin off the frame. Not driving in zig zags, thats a swang!

by PureTexan December 28, 2005

stingray

bitch of a fish that killed the Steve Robert Irwin :( , I hope their species get extinct.

That stingray stuck his ass pin in Steve Robert Irwin's heart, what a dick.

by Bubba_The_Retard October 10, 2006

Stinging Windmill

A threesome position involving two men and a woman or three men. The first male lays on the bed/ground and the woman sits on his penis. The female then starts to spin around and as this is happening the other male stands with his penis where the womans face is, so as she is spinning she gets slapped by it.

OMG Daria is so drunk! Lets give her a Stinging Windmill!

by Jesus McJew June 13, 2007

stinger

A fart that comes out of your butthole really fast and tight, sometimes causing some minor bleeding.

person a: zzipppp...owwwwwwww.....

person b: Dude what tha???

person a: O nothing!?!

person b: Sick!!!!The smell of crap and blood!A stinger right?

by justins money July 11, 2006

Dirty Stingray

diseased woman; whore with a gift that keeps on giving

"All of the desperately-seeking attention women that appear on Flavor of Love are dirty stingrays."

by myway September 19, 2008