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V-Signal

It is an imaginary signal that only men can sense. The V-Signal is when an attractive woman becomes single but hasn’t told anyone yet. It seems to be transmitted through the Internet and can reach men thousands of miles away. Once the V-Signal has been transmitted, single men start reaching out to the attractive single woman, via text messages, phone calls, or DMs, confessing that they’ve had a secret interest in her and would like to pursue something more than friends with her. At a minimum, they would like to have sex with her, but if she offers more, they’re happy to take whatever she is willing to give them. (i.e. FWB or relationship)
Missi’s V-Signal must’ve went off last week, because she has 5 guys chasing after her now. One has even offered to pay for her plane tickets to have her come see him for a long weekend. It’s like the poor girl is in heat and the wolves can smell it from miles away!
by Missi-Long September 12, 2020
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Vice Signaling

This is the opposite of Virtue Signaling. It is a way to broadcast to other ultra conservatives that you despise those different from you and judge others based upon superficial traits.
Jimmy Bob really was vice signaling to the MAGA crowd when he got up and shouted obscenities at the Pride Parade marchers walking downtown.
by slaves2society April 20, 2023
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Yee-haw signalling

The lifestyle of looking rugged like a cowboy, but is actually a suburban/well-to-do person

A form of cultural appropriation, with the culture being appropriated being that of the American southerner in both aesthetics and economics. Offenders tend to be suburban or urban middle and upper class professionals engaging in what they believe to be typical dress and attitude seen in individuals (particularly white and rural) who are working class
You see that image with Dave Crenshaw and Ben Shapiro in cowboy hats? Total yee-haw signalling
by Ang12345 January 2, 2021
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Smoke Signals

Cryptic messages from an emotionally detached person that may be too afraid to talk to you or they simply enjoy controlling and manipulating your emotions from afar for fun.
Dear John, If your smoke signals were for me, I hope this message in a bottle finds you closure.
by foolishhh1 January 9, 2013
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signorini

A plural conventional Italian title of respect for young men.
From the movie, "Sweeney Todd" with Johnny Depp.
Pirelli sings during shaving, "Now signorini, signori, we mix the lather. But first you gather around, signorini, signori."
by dw8177 October 25, 2018
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Signature Watch

A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".

a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.

2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.

3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.

4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.

And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com
Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!
by The Casio collector December 2, 2021
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Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
by Gregggssss April 26, 2012
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