shitty biscuit

Follows the same rules as soggy biscuitbut poo is used instead of the male ejaculate, therefore making the game unisex. You're welcome.

Hey Susan! Fancy a game of Shitty Biscuit?

by Shitty Cookies & Cream May 21, 2019

Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

Shitty Bus

When you take the most atomic, deadly, eye-burning, nose-hair tingling, slash-slinging shit on a charter bus.

Why does my nose burn so bad?
That's the power of shitty bus, baby.

by Haleysdick December 15, 2016

Shitty Bags

A comical gesture towards a friend to gain attention of the victim.

Piles - an alternative meaning bags of shit hanging from your arse

C'mere shitty bags

by SCHIZENHOWER June 8, 2009

Shitty Baby

A person or thing that is simultaneously cute and really fucking annoying at the same time.

My dog is a shitty baby but I still love her.

by Chriswww98 August 9, 2019

Shitty McTitternipple

Just a complete and utter twat.

Ignorant.

Lacking intelligence.

Your best friend.

Hey Shitty McTitternipple, learn how to drive!!!

by Empress Cunty May 14, 2019

Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus

Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “

by Elwipfo July 22, 2018