ava sexual

you ONLY like people named ava

are you straight?
no! im ava sexual

by iloveava1111 July 31, 2022

sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.

3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini

by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016

nutcrack sexual

someone who is sexually attracted to nutcrackers, or really any Christmas figure.

"Kate? Yea I heard she was nutcrack sexual"

by katecnnor January 11, 2021

sexual vegan

Some1 who doesn't suck dick.

"Yo John how about you suck my meat motherfucker." "Nah man I'm good I'm like a Sexual Vegan so."

by Str0be January 13, 2017

cig-sexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cigarettes

person 1 :damn bro i think i love my cig aha

person 2 : haha i guess that makes you a cig-sexual

by moe2903 May 3, 2020

Sexual Networking

When people bring attractive friends to parties for swapping purposes. Akin to swinging but less creepy-sounding.

Chris brought Anna to the party, and Kyle brought Sarah. Chris proceeded to pound Sarah into a mattress, while Kyle polluted Anna's rivers and streams. The group, as a whole, was engaged in sexual networking.

by Team Blonde Professor June 8, 2014

Ilene-sexual

When you are straight but you like ass and tits

'ay bro, are you sure you're straight'
'yea man, im ilene-sexual'
'the fuck is that man'
'its being straight but thinking dicks are sick'

by park jimin is bae March 31, 2021