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Ear service

Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”

“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
mugGet the Ear servicemug.

self-service

bro that dude is so flexible that he can do self-service
by Gembly November 16, 2019
mugGet the self-servicemug.

stealth service

A service used to bypass Microsofts online security for RGH/JTAG users.
The best stealth service out there is xbNetwork since it's forever free.
by Kraz from xbOnline November 10, 2020
mugGet the stealth servicemug.

Service Shelf

A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.
mugGet the Service Shelfmug.

Cox service provider

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies
Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!
by Clickbait592 May 13, 2019
mugGet the Cox service providermug.

top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.
Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.
by ellemnopee May 16, 2014
mugGet the top drawer servicemug.

Gaming Services

Typically a term that you use to describe something you dislike and Gaming Services is a program on the Microsoft Store which has a major problem where if it fails if you try to play a game it sends you gaming services on the microsoft store instead of launching a game and the worst part is that it's extremely error prone and its mostly known for its high risk of failing
"This is literally gaming services" or "That is worse than gaming services!" or "still not as bad as gaming services!" or you can use it in a phrase like "(insert difficult thing here) is still not as difficult as fixing gaming services!"
by GamingServicesSucks May 14, 2025
mugGet the Gaming Servicesmug.

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