Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
Get the Dick Shaped Servicemug. 
To be honest who reads this you just scroll past, even the game designers make it possible to skip it as fast as possible.
by dhkjefcyncnehjsdf May 11, 2022
Get the privacy policy and terms of service.mug. by Clickbait592 May 13, 2019
Get the Cox service providermug. Service animals are usually used to help people with day to day tasks. This may include...
Helping blind people get around
Help people with depression
Help with anxiety or mental disorders
Helping blind people get around
Help people with depression
Help with anxiety or mental disorders
Flight Attendant: Sir you aren't allowed to bring animals on board this plane.
Guy1: He's my service animal!
ServiceAnimal1: *Eating someone alive*
Flight Attendant: Sir, hes literally eating someone as we speak
Guy1: HES FOR MY ANXIETY!
Guy1: He's my service animal!
ServiceAnimal1: *Eating someone alive*
Flight Attendant: Sir, hes literally eating someone as we speak
Guy1: HES FOR MY ANXIETY!
by Tedstr November 3, 2025
Get the Service Animalmug. The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
Get the lawn servicemug. by nonsec June 20, 2019
Get the non-service accountmug.