Screw-U-Bish

When you are a mad redneck and you don't understand life. Usually follows with a empty Mountain Dew can being thrown.

Screw-U-Bishhhhh OR BIshhh-Screw-UUUUUUU

by Hagies June 19, 2016

Somalian Snake Screw

You put a dick in someone's ass until they can't hold their shit any longer, then you go in and out fast, creating a spray of feces.

She was being annoying so I gave her a Somalian Snake Screw.

by hoefarr September 26, 2025

National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!

“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”

by White nose sam June 17, 2025

Screw

When you decide you want sex with someone, and you want to put it in

I want to screw you so hard tonight

by Gabby05678 May 19, 2018

screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.

Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.

by A dying goat May 31, 2024