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Screen Hawk

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When you're playing a splitscreen game and look on your friend's screen to find him in the game.
Guy 1: "Hah, saw you go into that room."

Guy 2: "Stop screen hawking me!"
by clericUD April 17, 2019
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Screen Bean

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A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.
Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.
by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019
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Screen-face

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The unintentional facial expression a person makes while staring at a screen, usually a frown.
Guy 1: “Jessica is always on her phone all the time
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”
by munnandonly June 19, 2019
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green screen of death

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A green screen that Barney will give you if you are mean to him, or he does something that he wasn't supposed to do, in which you get when the computer crashes, thus you must manually restart your computer, also if Barney does something and it was his fault you received a green screen of death, instead of the normal mad Barney pointing his arrow at the message telling you that you need to restart your computer, he will point his arrow at the reason why it crashed, and he will be shocked, and there will be a note from Barney explaining to you what happened, and there will be an item or video thumbnail that cause the computer to crash with a red prohibition sign on it, and he will tell you that you may need to install something to prevent this from happening again, preferably a driver or antivirus, and may even restart your computer for you.
Barney: Oh no, You got the Green Screen of Death, you have to restart your computer
You: I need to restart
by the dustyjacobs company™ August 23, 2019
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screen-gabbing

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the sensation you get when you are in an artsy coffee shop and feel as though you are surrounded by screenwriters discussing their scripts
As Chloe entered the coffee shop, she heard the distinctive murmur of screen-gabbing all around her.
by harrison ford fusion August 24, 2019
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Smoke screen

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The act of ejaculating in the face and or eyes of a sexually partner before leaving the area well they clean up the mess and cannot see you
"Dude how did you get away from her last night?"

"I smoke screened her and ran out"
by BigPidg October 26, 2019
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Screen penis

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When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019
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