Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

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back scratcher

"Carolina is a back scratcher"
"you must have been working her hard"
"hell yeah man, hell yeah"

by A2K February 20, 2003

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hello i am emanuel i will be your african booby scratcher for today

by R1ZZLA_TBZ October 15, 2008

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An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.

I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.

by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004

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That feeling you get when you didnt wipe enough and your crack itches like crazy. When you finally wipe it feels amazing!

by Lord of fartz December 6, 2018

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'Your so poor I threw a rock through your window and broke all your furniture."

Response:
"Damn, you better scratch that dirty neck."

by Freezee C August 4, 2007

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To flinch, or twitch uncontrolably falling to sleep, or while semi-concious.

"That crack head is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

"Spoky is fuckin chicken scratchin!"

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