Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.

Look at that scoop over there.

by Narwalz November 21, 2018

the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Scoop

Cupping one's hand and grazing it upwardly upon someone's neck, under the chin. Typically followed by the scooper saying "Scoop!"

Natalya pressed the back of her hand against BJ's neck and scooped scoo
"SCOOP!" she shouted.
BJ sighed and dropped his head in defeat.

by TYLERTYLERTYLER December 21, 2008

Scoops

When someone fingers someone else and uses their nail to “scratch” the wall.

“ Daren gave me scoops last night and it was amazing”

by L mauve July 12, 2022

retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.

He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.

by Socoa January 31, 2009

can anyone scoop

When you want your friends to pick you up

I'm so bored, can anyone scoop me?

by Swaggy daggy March 12, 2017

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007