Stoned football

Football played where you are stoned on different drugs. For example Marijuana where you stumble around ect. and just have fun. PCP,for example: Oh my God that football is a God damned snake! Esctasy: That football feels so good so...so...so...footbally.

You want a play stoned football?

by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010

scowned

to be scowned is to be school and owned at the same time.

alex: hah u suck! u lost 4-1!
mike: so?... it was a hard game, what are u gonna say now?
alex: heh, u just got scowned, bitch!

by alex stricker February 14, 2005

stoned bones

that beat down feeling your body has the day after a long night of stoning

me: "god man i cant go to work today i have such bad stoned bones"

friend: Werd dude

by PingPang June 25, 2009

Rolling Stoned

The act of listening to hard blues rock after smoking multiple grams of Kush.

“Hey man, pass that bong. We’re getting Rolling Stoned tonight.”

by BobbyHill8357942289 October 28, 2018

scored

engaged in the act of having sex.

you know that really hot guy that i met at the bar last night.. after talking to him for a bit, i knew i had him seduced so i took him to back my place and scored.

by rainyeternity November 13, 2005

Scone

Someone who is not cool, in any way possible.

Dude, he's such a fucking scone.
What a scone.

by 420savage February 13, 2017

Bone Scone

Bone scone is slang for the male anatomic penis: previously known as cock, dick,wiener, shaft, club, banana, hot dog, etc. It is most commonly used in a short sentence that contains another word that rhymes with bone/scone.

---I'm gunna go be alone with my bone scone...aka to jerk off
---I saw that hot girl and my bone scone turned to stone...aka to get a stiffy
---I made that bitch moan and groan with a serving of my bone scone...aka giving out a good hot dicking
---"wanna taste of my bone scone?"...as a pick up line or to ask for a bj.

by ultradouche11223344 May 9, 2011