Salty slutorious 

It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.

“Damn why is kaedence so pissed, what's her problem”? she’s being a salty slutorious that’s what”

Salty slutorious by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018

salty mariner 

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

salty mariner by Jontssss May 16, 2021

salty clam chowder 

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.

Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea

salty clam chowder by ClappingCheeks69 April 12, 2022

Salty Melon 

The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.

Person 1: "Wow that salty melon is loaded"
Person 2: "Yeah, can't wait to have some of it later"

Salty Melon by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

Salty potato by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012

Salty Cyclops

Ejaculating into the eye of another or oneself

In attempting to give Jill a pearl necklace, the force of my load made her a Salty Cyclops.

Salty Cyclops by Judicious June 25, 2007

Salty Neck

When one has a neck with a member of the of the opposite sex and happens to have bit of a twist... To begin, the female of the two sexes first has a romantic experience using her lips on another male private region, and she begins to suck passionately until he "Blows his load" as one would say. After this experience for the lady, she then moves onto a different male, with the intention of passing the previous victims fluid into the other males mouth (while he is unaware of the previous events that have occurred.) Hence the term "Salty Neck"

Its a Salty Neck! OMG she necked him after she he gave that other lad a suck! hahahaha

Salty Neck by saohjzbfgbg July 5, 2014