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Russell

Russell, A small town south of Ottawa, where you can find skater kids smoking pot and smashing people's property and also see rednecks driving around rolling Cole (black smoke) around town while intoxicated.
Russell kid 1: did you see the fight at the Russell fair this year
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
by 613mushrooms June 18, 2018
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Russell Branded

When someone shoves their huge dick down your slutty little throat and keeps it there until your mascara runs a little bit.
"Hello Mr. Police Man ... I'd like to make a complaint ... I was Russell Branded over a decade ago"
"Fuck off you little whore"
by CoronaMan September 18, 2023
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Alex Parker Russell

An amazing person, who is a joy to be with. He’s very sheltered and has a lot to learn. He can be difficult to work with at some points, but just being with him is worth it in the end. He is super smart, but will deny any good thing you say about him. He will try to work out his problems all by himself and even though he’s sheltered he has a horny side just like every male. You need to be careful with him. He will gain feelings so fast and it will be so hard for him to get over his feelings. Make sure to treat him well and love him when you have him.
Person 1: woah it’s an Alex Parker Russell

Person 2: be careful with him and treat him well
by Urmomhouse November 12, 2019
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Zane Russell

A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.
Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?

Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
by Josh4win November 22, 2021
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Rocco Russell

Rocco is a rabbit man who put carrots in peoples bum at 3 a.m. as a way to propose to rubyrube, some people call him the despicable rabbit. If you hear munching and crunching in your cupboard just know ỳ̴͓̄ǫ̶̽u ͈͋ ̴̘̀͛a ̭͇͗͒r ̰̿̓e ̦́ ̴̝̰̇̊t ͇̐ô̶͚̥o̵̞̟͑͐ ̬͋̈́l̴̯̊͐a̶̹͝t̴̪̯̅̇e ̧̢̀ ̵͍̘͋̉a ̙̮̉n̴̖̎ͅd̶̦́ ̶̞͖̔R̴͔͓̽ó̶̢͂ͅc ͖̫̆̊c ͒͜o ̱͓͝ ̝͗w ̭̎ị̵̭̔̈l̴̛͔l ̗̮̾͗ ̵̭͉͐ğ̴̤͐e̴̛̺̼t̵̜̜̒ ̶̡̤̂y̶̻͂o ̠̹̓̍u̴̲̒́ ̵̨͎́̍á̶̡͕n ͕̦̈̈́d ͓̳̈́̈́ ̵̡̱̊l̶̻̊ī̶͇v̶̤͝e ͖̬̏̈ ͑͋͜i̵̛̩n ̡̭̿s̶͉̒i ̗̘̊d ̖̈́̋e ̮̺̃̇ ̳͠y̶̹̺̐͋o ͉̋̓u ̪̾̕r̵̗̓ ̴̩̈́̕w ̠̣͆̕å̴̝̺̔l ̧̠̏l̴͚͓̑̀s̵͙̜̃.̴̗̍
by Epiccoolawsomeguy123 May 30, 2023
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Russell

He's the bestest friend you'll ever have. He's loyal and will never let you down. He will always be there for you and support you. He's been through a lot but he never gives up. He never fails to achieve his goals and he never stops fighting for what he wants. He's the strongest person you'll ever meet. He knows what he wants and once he had his mind set on something he goes for it and he doesn't stop until he's got it. He strives to be the best he can be and generally succeeds.
"Some day I wanna be like Russell."
"Yeah, he's quite something."
by Candy_floss November 21, 2021
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One-eyed-russell

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick
by Einey June 10, 2011
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