robbed

To have experienced a very bad joke.

<<<<
guy1: dumb and dumber is on.
guy2: wonderful.
rob: dumb and dumber is always on when you guys are here!
me: i just got robbed.
>>>>

by ferrx September 17, 2008

Dopamine Robber

Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber January 12, 2009

Robal

When someone is too lazy to replace the toilet paper properly, so they just sit the new roll vertically on the bar.

Monica: *ready to wipe*

Sudden screaming from the bathroom: "Damm Alex quit leaving the paper robal."

Alex: whatever man

Monica: *gets furious and fixes it*

by Hairywinkle August 12, 2011

Robbed

Describing something that is cool or good in some expansive way.

"Did you see that movie the other night?"

"Oh man! It was robbed!"

"Yeah I know, way awesome!"

by chasingthehorizon January 20, 2008

Robber

The slang term for a robdom. A robdom is a variation of condom designed specifically to prevent the transfer of the sexually transmitted diseases, Connorhea and Shellydia. The results of testing have been less than effective, however.

Erica: I'm supposed to hang out with Shelly and Connor tonight.

Rob: You better wear a robber, or else you'll get something.

Erica: I got that MONTHS ago. It's terminal....

by Rob Busick February 27, 2011

Roba

Roba is the fakest bitch you’d know. She would appear as a real friend but she will go on to hate you and make others hate you too.

“I only like Roba, she’s the realest”
“Are you sure? She seems like the fakest.”

by lovinq.j September 21, 2019

robax

To roll back - i.e. when an object rolls back (such as a car, or a pedestrian walking backwars)- Rolls back becomes robax.

The titanic could have avoided that iceburg if they could just robax.

by Shock Larson April 30, 2005