A moment in time (or all the time for Richard) where something stupid/retarded happens. Usually during times of Richard Moments, the "Richard" is completely useless. Never let a person who has "Richard Moments" to do something for you. You are better off doing it yourself. "Richard Moment" is the putting it nicely whereas the real term is "Retard Moment"
Me: Go get my keys.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
Richard: Uhhhmm? Durrrrhhh?
Me: What?
Richard: Durrrrr.
Me: Are you having a Richard Moment again? Damn these Richard Moments.
by Dawnster July 11, 2011
Get the Richard Momentmug. A guy, who writes Warcraft books/lore.
Well known/hated by Blizzard fans for the creation of The League of Turbo Mary Sues and eye candy soccer moms {Rhonin, Med'an, Krasus, Veressa, and sadly Tyrandre}.
Despite lack of sastisfaction... Blizzard continues to hire him, much to the dismay of the fans...
This leads to many many many suicides per year.
Seriously, don't read the books. Want a sample? Ok....
Pretend, instead of singing, Soulja Boy, Brokencyde, Nickelback and Creed wrote books. Now conbine those books together...
Now you know.
Well known/hated by Blizzard fans for the creation of The League of Turbo Mary Sues and eye candy soccer moms {Rhonin, Med'an, Krasus, Veressa, and sadly Tyrandre}.
Despite lack of sastisfaction... Blizzard continues to hire him, much to the dismay of the fans...
This leads to many many many suicides per year.
Seriously, don't read the books. Want a sample? Ok....
Pretend, instead of singing, Soulja Boy, Brokencyde, Nickelback and Creed wrote books. Now conbine those books together...
Now you know.
Blizzard Fan: OMFG ITS A NEW WORLD OF WARCRAFT BOOK! Letme see who it's by...
Richard A Knaak! AAAAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!
*Buys it*
After reading 1 chapter
Blizz fan:..... Oh my God... you must be merciful... for allowing this person to write this CRAP! *Shoots self*
Richard A Knaak! AAAAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!
*Buys it*
After reading 1 chapter
Blizz fan:..... Oh my God... you must be merciful... for allowing this person to write this CRAP! *Shoots self*
by Don't Die August 28, 2010
Get the Richard A Knaakmug. Dnaiel J. Richards is a person who when everyone sees walking around will already be able to assume that he is a bitch and during his early childhood may have had a finger or two shuved up there bum!
1. Hey there, DJ Richards, why do you walk like a hard ass faggot?
2. I am going to make you my DJ Richards. Go get me a hearty sandwich bitch.
3. That mother fucker puked when we last smoked. He's a real fucking DJ Richards I swear.
2. I am going to make you my DJ Richards. Go get me a hearty sandwich bitch.
3. That mother fucker puked when we last smoked. He's a real fucking DJ Richards I swear.
by BlueBeacon January 26, 2009
Get the DJ Richardsmug. by 69golfclub October 9, 2016
Get the richard webbmug. the hottest serial killer that i would allow to do anything to me, i want him to fuck me til’ i cry and just can’t walk anymore. he’s fucking daddy. hail satan
by cinnamongirl111 November 9, 2022
Get the richard ramirezmug. My good mate Rich, he loves AFI and if u steal any of his AFI things he'll scream at you, you should know better, tsk. A great funny guy that enjoys taking disco piss's.
P1: Who is that guy wearing black and an AFI t-shirt dancing and flicking the lights as he takes a piss?
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things
P2: Ahhh that would be Rich Simpkin, and its called a disco piss, tsk you should know these things
by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 10, 2004
Get the Richard Simpkinmug. Ooh look it's a guy wearing an AFI shirt, baggy black trousers singing AFI sings and occasionally turning round to pull his girlfriend... must be Richard Simpkin then
by Richard Simpkin January 5, 2004
Get the Richard Simpkinmug.