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Rail a Random

A verb meaning to have sex with any random guy or girl, someone you don't already know.
"How was the New Years Party?"

"Awesome, I got to rail a random, twice."
by tecat January 30, 2012
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Random Bastard

Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.

The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.

Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)

Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
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Park random

that kid is a park random definitely a all star 2
by kobebrynat69 March 24, 2023
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That Random Eren

That Random Eren/Triumph literally the best player of all time, definitely carried everyone either topfrag or bottomfrag, and also the best Philippines player in the game called Standoff 2
That Random Eren is a god Of making jokes
by Manager Zex November 21, 2020
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random ppl

ass wholes who have no lives so they have to put shit on urband dictionary. Whatever the only reason we're doing this is b/c the fucking bitches who write shit abuot ppl on here need to stop. yeah it was funny at first but now that u guys have all the wrong information its all fucked up
bitches who have no lives like kate the junior whos short and fat, or keith who looks like a baby oh so ugly to bad .. if u all think you can put shit on here but not get it back ur seriously fucking urself. so stop and maybe get a fucking life while ur at it
by get a life March 20, 2005
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Random

Possibly the most universal word. It is the word to use when you cannot be bothered thinking of another word to use. Best used with the prefixes highly-, ridiculously-, seriously- awesome ridiculously
"That sounds like an awesome, seriously-random idea to me."
by Jeremy David November 13, 2003
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random insanity

a board on game faqs that promotes stupidity
pikadeth enjoys posting on random insanity
by da cheese June 17, 2003
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