Ranch bottling

When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.

What happened between you and Robbie.

I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.

by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 10, 2021

Ranch day

I luv ranch

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really

by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 26, 2021