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lubricated queef

The insertion of vaginal products causing not only the product to be injected, but also a gust of wind following therefore creating a lubricated queef sound.
As I was inserting my "Refresh" product into my vagina, I suddenly realized that I brought about a lubricated queef.

As I coughed, I also realized I used that product.
by Neptune666 April 17, 2011
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Gully Queef

The gully queef is when you juul out of a chicks pussy and blow a cloud up her ass
“Hey did you hear what Tyrone did to the bitch with the fat ass last night.”

“No. What he do?”

“ He gave her a gully queef!”
by Nolar October 22, 2019
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Editor in Queef

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.
by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021
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Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
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Cummy Queef

Cummy Queef: when you’re pounding it doggy like a caveman and you finally cum deep inside her, only to pull out and it sounds like an empty bottle of ketchup being squeezed.
That hood rat I took home last night gave me a cummy queef after I finished!

Kendra is the cummy queef queen
by Furfox April 29, 2021
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Drama Queef

A vagina that do a lot of pussy fart.
That girl is a drama queef. that's what her vagina was telling me last night.
by TheRealPhallus December 12, 2017
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Queef Glitter

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.
Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.
by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015
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