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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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Present

Can I be present in the moment?
Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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Present

When a cat brings another animal home, usually that they're giving you in the hope you'll eat it and thank them.
"Don't let the cat in, she's got a present."
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Presdiddler

A Presdiddler is a name for any man with power (ie like a president) who general prefers to diddle little kids.
That guy is such a presdiddler....
by Sawtybawls June 14, 2025
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presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...
"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.
by jayg244 October 19, 2025
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omni-presence

Keith(is sexy)-guitar/kazoo
David(also sexy)-Drums/turntables/percussion
(Mr.)Tom-Bass/planting in the garden
Joe(fatts)-rhythem guitar
Jordan/john/special K-Vocals
OMNI-PRESENCE....

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RAH

We are the Omni-presence and we are good...we are the Omni-presence and we are not from the hood...yo.
hah
by Disa and frankis February 21, 2004
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dias pires

Person of part asian - part European decent who likes to joke about being gay in order to cover up that he in fact is a raging homosexual
That guy is so faggadocious he must be a Dias Pires
by Ali[G] December 9, 2004
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