Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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pube doo

Styling your pubes in such a way that they look nice enough to be on your face
My pube hair keeps getting stuck in my zip, so I put it in a pube doo
by Your_mum's_a_whore44 January 24, 2016
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pube squiggly

A pube squiggly is a kind of pubic hair with a squiggly, curly texture. It can often be found in public restrooms and initiates a reaction of disgust and panic when seen by ones eyes.
A: Yo man, the toilets at da MicDunelds are full with pube squiggly
B: Man at least there are none in your burger, dude
A: Oh well
by Burgerbude March 22, 2018
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Fanta pubes

An Australian slang for red heads, where people assume their pubes are the colour of the Fanta drink, therefore- Fanta pubes
“I went down on this red head and she had Fanta pubes”
by BlueBird40 August 26, 2022
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pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
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pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins
by 1dafyeo June 13, 2019
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pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
by Mama lama December 30, 2016
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