processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.

I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.

by stray bullitts January 16, 2009

riding the porcelain honda

v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.

Stan: Where's Dick?

Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005

riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 13, 2006

porcelain bomb

A statement that is loud, obnoxious and memorable; it will be forever etched into one's mind. A revolting and awkward statement.

Our professor was talking about our classmate's special test-writing needs in front of the class; thus dropping the porcelain bomb.

by porcelain bomb November 15, 2007

the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner

john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Thot Process

The act of selling prostitutes, ie thots.
(That
Ho
Over
There)

A prostitution ring.

"He's running a thot process over there... See his hos?"

by wolfknightofthe July 19, 2016

Process

1: The action that will screw over Detroit Lions fans while in Chicago
2:Process is the word used to describe screwing Lions.
3: Process the thing that ruined football

Friend 1: Did you see that Lions game today?
Friend 2: Ya damn Process fucked us over!!!!

by lionsboy September 12, 2010