pretty kritty

a down ass ho. pretty kritty will always keep a smile on your face while maintaining a wonderful balanceing act of holding a bottle of mad dog in one hand and a weed chalace in the other. has been known to rock out in karaoke at times. if she asks for your draws, don't be offended, simply drop them and see what wonderland adventure you will embark on next.

pretty kritty ho mad dog

by gfwho November 11, 2010

Pretty Pineapple

A girl who is beautiful, and sweet, but also mildy toxic.

Nate: Dude, someone told me you're dating Maddison! She's a total psycho!
Adam: Nah, she's just a pretty pineapple.

by Dark Fire August 7, 2017

Stupid pretty

The kind of pretty girls that make boys act stupid. A girl so gorgeous guys will lose all common sense and make bad decisions just to impress her.

She is stupid pretty. He gave up a full ride scholarship to follow her to another college.

by savage daughter August 23, 2023

Pretty-Hot

When a woman has that girl-next-door look. She is attractive without makeup and usually doesn't wear any except for mascara. She has great hair, beautiful eyes, an infectious personality and a great sense of humor. She likes to cook, clean, curse, drink and is all about giving pleasure as she enjoys making people feel good. Women like this are eagerly sought after and men cannot help be drawn to them. Pretty-hot is a two edged sword. You must have something about her that drives her just as crazy for the relationship to work as she will drive you crazy with desire. If you can find one and tame her, you will be envied by men everywhere.

That woman is pretty-hot. Pretty and desirable at the same time. Rare.

by Bufflovehandles April 4, 2022

Pretty-chest

A topless girl with perfect firm half-orange sized breasts. Sometimes with rose-bud or long/mature nipples.

Katy: Look at that pretty-chest.

Dawn: She has some real nice nips.

Stuart loved Fiona's pretty chest and regulary played with her long nips.

by travelling_man January 28, 2013

pretty nerd

my friend group, theyre seriously so cute and hot like omg

"did you see that pretty nerd? yeah those are my discord friends"

by cottonfloof March 26, 2021

It's pretty humid

When you say something bad to someone but they didn't hear you. When they ask what you said, you say "It's pretty humid".

Bob: Jesus christ, what a fatass...

Fatass: What'd you say???!

Bob: It's pretty humid...

by WTFdude?? February 19, 2011