Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.
Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."
Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."
Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"
by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010
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Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher
by pooncrusher July 11, 2010
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Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011
Get the Poon Bandit mug.To picone someone is to spoil the ending of a book for someone else.
It is also possible to pocown someone, which is similar to making a really good burn.
It is also possible to pocown someone, which is similar to making a really good burn.
Piconer: 'Hey, did you finish that book?'
Someone: 'No, why?'
Piconer: 'Everyone dies'
Someone: 'Damnit! Stop piconing every book I read!'
Someone: 'No, why?'
Piconer: 'Everyone dies'
Someone: 'Damnit! Stop piconing every book I read!'
by xulise October 26, 2012
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Get the poon swipe mug.Oz the loves breaking into Katie's house just to sniff her teenie poon soiled panties. Oz is such a Poon Fairy.
by ozzyjoe June 30, 2014
Get the poon fairy mug.A person whose penis always points towards good pussy, much like a compass needle points towards north.
Randy: Hey Nick, where can I find some poontang tonight?
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.
by Dave Kuchers November 3, 2015
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