Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

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safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

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Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

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helecopter piss

A act when a male Starts to urinate and does several 360 degree spins until they have no more urine.

Guys get ready to do the helecopter piss where gonna spins just like a helicopter propeller .

by Evilmonkey2ko April 20, 2018

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Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

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piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).

“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.

by Thewickedest1 October 6, 2018

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