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pinch a beer

To have a beer that belongs to a mate e.g. Hey mate, can I pinch a beer off you ?
Hey mate can I pinch a beer and pay you back ?
by Tommy Gunn 98 January 15, 2018
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PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
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Parmesan Pinch

A variation of the timeless sexual shenanigans act of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, but using the thumb and forefinger paired with the pinky; as opposed to the traditional forefinger/middle finger with pinky. Also known as the Sicilian Squeeze. Also known as Giuseppe’s Curtain Call.
If you’re dating an Italian girl

and can’t afford an engagement ring you could instead use the Parmesan Pinch. She’ll say yes faster than a chef says “that’s a spicy meatball!” right after he realizes the meatball he cooked is slightly spicer than he was anticipating.
by *Ryan September 13, 2025
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The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals
I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight
by The True English April 11, 2024
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pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.
I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian
by Killpulse October 2, 2018
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California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.
"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach
by Zinopo February 6, 2025
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DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.
fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.
by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022
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