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internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
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Rainbow Paste

A mixture of chewed up Skittles in the mouth to make a rainbow-like paste. This usually occurs after eating a couple of skittles and just chewing them.
I don't FUCKING KNOW!
Dude 1: Dude you have Rainbow Paste in your mouth lmao

Dude 2: Fucc u mean Ni🅱️🅱️a?

Dude 1: A BUNCH OF CHEWED UP SKITTLES YOU DUMBNUT
by Unexpected_Jihad_LEL December 6, 2017
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Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...
Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!
by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018
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past one

The action of being played
Damn, did he pull a past one?!
by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017
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Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot
Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.
by WassabiChild February 22, 2017
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happy paste

Man that guy's happy paste tastes delicious
by t02j February 23, 2017
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copy and paste fuckboy

A fuck boy who has a whole script ready for anything you say so if your friends talk to him it's almost the same thing as if they copied and pasted the whole conversation
Thot 1:He called me a "rose"

Thot 2: Oh he said the same shit to me, he's a copy and paste fuckboy...
by Flawlessb May 29, 2016
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