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Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 1, 2022
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Paradise

A song from the Love Yourself: Tear album by BTS. One of the most neglected yet beautiful songs ever!
BTS just released a new song called Paradise in the Love yourself: Tear album.
by DYLAN♡ January 14, 2022
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parasiked

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a long extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean). Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".
Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
by JoshuaDefined January 16, 2022
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Paahia

Paahia is very a handsome boy, he cares alot for people and loves them, he makes alot of friends and can make more wherever he goes. He will comfort you whenever u need and has a big heart he is very funny
"Did you see Paahia today? He looks so good!"
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Paradise

Paradise is a word that some people may use to describe Celtic park or parkhead
I’m going to paradise tonight to watch the old firm (Mon eh hoops)
by Dnowhatthisis February 9, 2022
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parabi

beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. kind, warm hearted, a girl with a small nose.
i want parabi.
by mmsalhe February 22, 2022
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Paralives

An upcoming indie life simulation game, similar to The Sims. As of writing this, the game is still in pre-alpha but has confirmed features like off-grid construction, custom height and middle names, which were never on any Sims games, despite The Sims being now managed by a multi-billion company, while Paralives is being developed by a small indie team.
Person 1: Are you hyped for Paralives?
Person 2: Yes. It seems better than all The Sims games combined.
by Decko The Hecko April 11, 2022
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