When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.
Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox
by Koro FIII October 19, 2022
A common tragedy amongst Looter's when faced with overwhelming amounts of loot , supplies etc they're limited by the quantity of things they can carry. They are forced to leave some loot behind despite wanting all of it. Usually when faced with the Looter's Paradox people are troubled by deciding on what to take and feel uneasy leaving things behind. (Most commonly applies to video games).
After that base raid in dayz I was faced with the Looter's Paradox after finding ludacris amounts of loot.
by Civit November 29, 2019
A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.
It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.
The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.
It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.
The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.
Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.
by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024
A symptom of showering tierd -
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"
I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?
by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf August 26, 2015
This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.
Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 05, 2021
if something hates everything, that means they hate hating everything, but then that also means they hate hating everything, and that continues on endlessly, so, do they really hate everything?
PERSON UNO: I HATE EVERYTHING
PERSON DOS: jesus christ calm down ur gonna start the fän paradox and cause a fucking resonance cascade
PERSON DOS: jesus christ calm down ur gonna start the fän paradox and cause a fucking resonance cascade
by deliriousidiot February 12, 2024