centre parting

A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.

"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"

"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"

by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015

bullet planting

A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.

Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

by moosyude January 10, 2016

Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.

Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."

by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017

god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

Binge Painting

The act of painting for such a long time with no inhale protection, no goggles, no gloves until you collapse, lose consciousness, or drift off into sleep apnea. Symptoms of binge painting include blurred vision, dry mouth, sinus headache, being able to actually FEEL the soft tissue behind your eyes, and sensitive teeth.

1) Last day Antony was binge painting so hard that today I'm wondering if he can level-up by hitting his coworker with a spray can.

by amdb4z November 11, 2017

Clout pasting

When you post something for clout (fame or notoriety)

Yo, Timmy just clout pasting online

by Princess Syko May 23, 2018

Finger Painting

FINGER PAINTING. the act of putting 3 fingers in a woman's vagina and aggressively thrusting them in and out until the fluids therein become milky. then smearing the all over them woman's face like war paint.

"Haw's stuff with Sharron going Bert?"
"Oh mate. she is Filth!!! I was Finger Painting her up like a damn da Vinci last night!"
"NOPICE!"

by Quag Norris July 28, 2018