Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022

Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.

Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.

by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023

Gay Panic

Amity from the owl house

1:Do you watch the owl house?
2:Yea, but do you know who Amity is?
1: you mean the CEO of gay panic?
2: Y e s

by I like girls in cartoon shows- July 18, 2021

Panic

The feeling in the pit of your stomach when you finish mixing and pouring 24 bags of concrete, then notice your wedding band isn't on your hand any longer.

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit" he said in a panic, thinking his wife was going to kill him.

by SnarkyBarron April 12, 2021

Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.

Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.

by Ace Corona November 23, 2013

Toledo panic button

The one that if someone presses it right, and the partner doesn't die, they never have to come up with a Fort Wayne Panic Button or a Flint Panic Button. If you tried to do it with someone you didn't trust though, at least one person could die.

These two guys doing the Toledo Panic Button didn't seem too trustworthy, so the new guy declined when they asked him if he wanted to do it, even if they thought he was a bitch for it.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

[Gay Panic]

When a gay person gets nervous it sends them into, gay panic. This phrase is also from the popular T.V show Heartstopper, and is the main characters phone wallpaper.

The hot man talking to him sent him into gay panic.

by abbyy2009 May 26, 2022