ship panic

it's when you freak out over a ship that is sailed. it's a word I made up and I don't know what else to say

person 1: omg! Carly just kiss Freddie!

person 2: my ship sailed! *freaks out*
person 1: stop having a ship panic dude!

by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 29, 2022

Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 26, 2019

Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 03, 2019

Panic Prone

Unable To Feel Panic.

(Prone To Panicking. Being Panic Prone.)

by OohAahh January 01, 2010

Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.

Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!

by El Georgio December 13, 2018

gay panic party

when gay people have sex because they can't do anything else with their penis when they get excited

omg me and frank banged last night because of a gay panic party

by HR.T March 07, 2016

Panic Drinking

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.

I knew no one was coming fuck! Better start Panic Drinking

by xmattisi October 30, 2015