Sudden Pancake

The very unfortunate state in which, following a violent sneeze or cough (or, as has happened, both), one loses control of their bowels and, effectively, shits themselves. It may not be much in volume, but it is terrifying in aspect; when one looses themselves... a fart that follows through.

"What happened to Geoff?"
"He sneezed so violently that he made a sudden pancake!"

by Vengeful Spirit December 14, 2012

Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

Stale Pancake

Someone who is usually fun to hang with but is acting like a pussy and won't be adventurous or take any risks. Like a pancake, usually good but once it's stale it's shit.

Ray: Why didn't Joe want to go cliff jumping with us? He is usually down for that kind of stuff.
Pam: I don't really know, he's being a Stale Pancake though.
Ray: What a pussy...

by ThicccccJuiceBox April 17, 2020

Pancake Moon

Drips of pancake batter that cook and form little moons that float around the main pancake.

The drips from the batter formed a little pancake moon around the pancake.

by squinthouse August 25, 2010

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

reverse pancake

A method of wrestling-like slamming which involves taking your opponent already on the ground and flattening them with your back like a spatula would to a pancake. Also deriving its name from the move NFL offensive tackle Orlando Pace would perform to opposing linebackers, the pancake block, but reverse

A: Yo, you seen dat Bernie Mac thing from the Bernie Mac show?
B: The one where he does the reverse pancake at the store over a box of cereal?
A: Yeeeeeeah.

by goosemcallister May 1, 2021

First Pancake

A common phrase coming from the expression that goes “The first pancake never turns out right, the second one is perfect, and the third needs some shaping.

Person 1: My daughters a bit odd.

Person 2: She’s a first pancake, your son is great though!

by Thatmanrightthere January 5, 2022