Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners.
Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.
by J-dawg of Brixton December 07, 2007
Similar to the Donkey Punch or Donkey Hadoken, but you place a piece of randomly selected fruit on a table in front of the receiver. Proceed to punch them in the back of the head, and make sure that she or he eats the fruit in front of them. Quickly. With their tongues.
"Duuude, Sarah was bitchin' at me last night, so I went ahead and gave her a Yoshi Punch to straighten things out."
by ForumYoshi September 10, 2006
Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.
by exterminator September 09, 2003
1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 02, 2008
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie
by Smwierdi November 06, 2020
an act similar to donkey punch but more severe usualy resulting in death those who survive are traumatised for life.
hay kenny wots going on
nm i just killed my wife with a bull punch i had to dumper in the bins round the back of tacco bell
nm i just killed my wife with a bull punch i had to dumper in the bins round the back of tacco bell
by college_boy August 28, 2008