When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.
"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"
"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"
"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"
by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008
Get the Open the Church Doorsmug. by Cmdr. Riker June 9, 2009
Get the open hailing frequenciesmug. When you're at home taking an online test that fills your entire computer screen, locking you in and preventing you from using that computer to search for the answers online, so you prop open a Notebook computer next to you with internet access.
by ollliivvveeeeer November 20, 2011
Get the Open Notebook Testmug. An expression that depicts a psychologically painful act as shoving an umbrella into your ass and open it inside. It's like kicking one's butt, but much more painful.
This job is really sucks, plus my boss hates me, I feel like he is going to open the umbrella inside.
by Gyrun May 12, 2018
Get the Open the umbrella insidemug. Jimmy let an open throttle fart out while he was next to me at the urinal, it's poor bathroom etiquette.
by chortik October 4, 2011
Get the open throttle fartmug. The position adopted by the woman having sex in the 'missionary' position. Her knees will be drawn up and parted maximally. This will excite the man or men, and give open access to pussy. The act of spreading her thighs wide will stimulate the woman too, particularly if she is the 'come and get it' type. It is a supremely submissive, and beautiful pose.
She lay on her back on the tiny stage, thighs wide open. A straight line of creamy velvet ran from left knee to right. In the centre, in a spotlight, a red sequin triangle stretched to breaking point, concealing her undoubtedly delicious pussy.
by O'Flagherty June 12, 2012
Get the thighs wide openmug. When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.
The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.
by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009
Get the Open Door Dilemmamug.