oopsbaby

A child with a highly disfunctional upbringing that is often the cause of later social, emotional, and/or professional failures.

"Poor Logan couldn't help flipping out at that customers - he was an oopsbaby, and she reminded him of his awful, awful mother. "

by Al Littletomatoes March 4, 2010

ooped

to insert an object or substance into the anus, usually a drug or alcohol, in order to quicken the absorption into the blood and enhance the effects.

yo, andy ooped that x he bought and now hes trippin balls.

by n1l3s September 18, 2007

oops

what the fuck did you just do!

"THIS red button!?"

by cath January 14, 2004

Oops poop

Verb: To oops-poop. The act of defecating on accident. Usually during flatulence.

Noun: The excrement as a result of accidental defecation.

also: Oopspoop, Oops-poop

Verb: "Oh, I think he just oops-pooped!"

"Yeah, he shit his pants squeezing out that fart"

Noun: "Oh my god! She just hit the camera with an oops poop! She shit on the camera! Her oops poop knocked the camera over."

"You're gunna oopspoop if you keep sqeezing them out like that!"

by jpsaverino January 5, 2010

Oophla

When a man masturbates while deep throating a banana covers in caramel or peanut butter whilst watching two women act out two girls one cup while an elephant shits on them.

That guy is an oophla

by Supermovemaker June 14, 2011

oopsturbate

To accidentally poop while masturbating.

"Good thing I was in the shower at the time, because I totally oopsturbated this morning!"

by BUC73 May 14, 2014

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

by dmmocaua July 25, 2011