Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
by Bloop bleep go to sleep May 31, 2016
Get the Granny Crocsmug. Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.
Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.
by leggs1959 August 26, 2016
Get the Fan Grannymug. 1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.
2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol
2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol
Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.
Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!
Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!
by daltana May 23, 2018
Get the hoofin granniesmug. A very harsh comeback to Ur mom gay. Lots better then the average No u. Basically means their grandma in trans gender .
Girl1 : Ur mom big gay
Boy: That sucks but ur granny tranny
Girl1:Your family tree LGBT
Boy:Ur dad lesbian
Girl1: Your ancestors incesters
Boy:BRUH
Girl1
Girl1:BRUH
Boy: BRUH
EVERYONE: BRUH
Boy: That sucks but ur granny tranny
Girl1:Your family tree LGBT
Boy:Ur dad lesbian
Girl1: Your ancestors incesters
Boy:BRUH
Girl1
Girl1:BRUH
Boy: BRUH
EVERYONE: BRUH
by Ur big momma March 17, 2020
Get the Ur granny Trannymug. Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.
If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.
SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
Get the Grannymug. 
