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Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.
paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)
by ObeyZod September 15, 2005
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death checked

To angrily smack a drink out of a non-bro's hand. Typically used by Lax-Bros.
Today me and my bros were shotguning some Nattis at a party and someone watching us came up and told me that shotgunning was stupid… needless to say i death checked the shit out of that brohaters drink
by officetech January 20, 2011
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Checking oil

A move a soccor player makes to injury or cramp a opponent. A forced plunging of the thumb or index finger into the anus
Did you see horhe check martinis oil at the game last night?

Yeah was a two dipper!

Checking oil cramped him right up.
by Kerbangocwm December 4, 2017
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punani check

Checking a girls vagina to see if it is worthy of being fingered or penetrated.
Person 1: Yeahhhh, get head g... Finger her too! Coz she's one of them girls I'd take head off and finger!

Person 2: Yeah maybe, defo head though, I'd have to do the punani check when I'm there ;)
by Punani King January 8, 2012
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Check-in Fatigue

It's the malady that sets in when the user realizes "services" like Foursquare are a complete and utter waste of time.
Hey, I just became Mayor of my workplace! When do I get my pay rise?

Heh - that's only because Mary stopped checking-in on Foursquare. She has total check-in fatigue.
by Doomnation September 2, 2010
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Sun check

an acceptance of an invitation despite the timing being inconvenient, usually requiring the delaying of a prior commitment until an unspecified time.
Join us for dinner, don't go to your mum's; Use a sun check.
by Beynham October 26, 2012
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Check a bitch

Sometimes, females get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc). When this happens you gotta check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically letting her know who the man is in the situation. Failure to check a bitch leads to a man becoming a simp who women don't respect. All macks know that checkin a bitch is a crucial part of the game.
)How to check a bitch and how not to check a bitch)
Simp: Please honey stop the yelling I'm sure we can figure this out.

Mack: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
by cp3 April 22, 2008
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