Dick Date

A dick date, is a date with the soul purpose of getting a good dickin’. Both parties agree to a dick date, knowing they’re both going to have some fun getting down and dirty and do ‘the sex’. A dick date is often started with a brief meeting on mutual ground, such as a pub or a bar before getting down to business, although this is not obligatory.

Him: want to hook up tonight?

Her: sure, shall we grab a drink first?

Him: sounds good to me!
Her: sweet, it’s a dick date!

by Sweetlikechocolate May 5, 2018

habbo dating

A form of dating involving the low-quality online social program called "Habbo Hotel". Habbo dating is only done by losers and pedophiles, as well as anyone dumb enough to be suckered in by the first two.

You're habbo dating? You must either be a pedo or an epic loser.

by Anonplussed January 2, 2008

blind date

A cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.

Dude did u watch Blind Date last night?? That bitch had some fake ass titties!!

by PuNkY July 15, 2003

Friend Date

An outing that usually occurs with a friend.

There is a cool event going on in town, so Rebecca asks Kristin, "hey do you want to be my date"

Kristin says, YES.

They are going on a friend date, because they are friends

by the archetype March 6, 2013

e-dating

someone who likes doing online dating, and takes it very seriously. Can become emo if left by bf/gf. Most of them are virgins and they have never had a bf/gf.

Person #1:Hey did you know Rawr and Kal been e-dating?, Xxxmadladxxx: No *sniff, sniff*

by lugz6 December 9, 2008

date shield

A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.

I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie date shielded me.

by yoohoo May 7, 2003

online dating

A fairy tale, play dating that two partners (usualy teens) partake in to get themselves ready for real life relationships. The false concept of "internet love" is embraced all to easily and leads to more heart ache *winkwink* and troubles for the more desperate person involved. Cyber sex soon follows as the relationship gets "stepped up" to the "next level"*winkwink*. Maybe he can get some pictures or phone sex out of it if he's lucky, but he's not, she won't even tell him her last name. He ends up jerking off to text whom he hopes is written by a member of the female species(But he never knows) Not sweating it to bad because she did show him that one blurry picture. The relationship usualy ends as soon as it began and neither really cares, but they pretend they do. She might even fake like she's crying. He might say he's going to kill himself because she broke his heart. The truth is one of them found a hotter or more intresting person to online date or just got sick of the others daily sniveling. The cycle continues, rinse and repeat. No feelings shared just words that people forgot faces manipulated behind the scenes.

Online Dating.
Matt- Hi
xGinax- hey
Matt- How was your day?
xGinax- Matt I have something to tell you and your not going to like it, but I can't hold it inside any longer.
Matt- Okay umm what is it?
xGinax- I can't do this anymore we just don't fit as a couple.
Matt- Are you fucking joking! But you said you loved me!
xGinax- I still love you! It's not you it's me.
Matt- Don't do this to me, I need you in my life!
xxxGina- Im so sorry please don't hate me ):
Matt- But what about when you said you would meet me in real life and we would lose our virginity together.
xGinax- Im sorry...
Matt- Im going to go kill myself now! You'll never see me again!

by ~Ineverknowsbest@hotmail January 11, 2008